***Christie endorses Trump. Well, that figures. Neither one is conservative.
***Ben & Jerry's is offering non-dairy vegan "ice cream." Bet that's yummy.
Har har har...
***Blue Cross plans hit hard by Obamacare losses. Oh, but it was going to solve all of our problems, remember?
The nation’s Blue Cross and Blue Shield plans have fared worse than publicly traded health insurance companies on the new health insurance exchanges, with many of these plans losing hundreds of millions of dollars last year on individual policies sold under the Affordable Care Act.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
***The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. ~P.J. O'Rourke