Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Home Stretch

***One week to go. The momentum is Mitt's, but never underestimate the Democrats' willingness to do anything to win, no matter how sleazy.

***The coverup by the media in Benghazi is criminal.


*** “We know the President is at the White House today, so where is Jay Carney – and why aren’t reporters getting briefed? Maybe because he’d be asked why Obama stays up to get briefed though the night on a storm one week before Election Day, but conveniently went back sleep after learning about a terrorist murder in Benghazi?”

***PETA wants sign to memorialize fish that died in crash.  Yep, you read that right.

***Jim Daly on Halloween.

***Quarter-billion-dollar stimulus grant creates just 400 jobs. Another federal flop.

***I have a friend on Facebook whom I just love to pieces, but her politics couldn't be more opposite mine. Fortunately, we can have a good back and forth without hurting our friendship. Some of the stuff she says, though, is so over the top that it's hard to believe she falls for it. Like voter ID being oppression, only the rich get tax cuts, Republicans are racist, blah blah blah. It's like she's reading a talking points fax from Debbie Wasserman Schultz - and we all know what a monument to intelligence SHE is. Oh well. I'm thankful the election will be over soon. Gotta admit, this one has really been good for my prayer life.

***                                    AHHH! A little to the left...


Things that took me 50 years to learn

By Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of it's glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle...
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens ... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
11. Never lick a steak knife.
12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
13. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. Your friends love you anyway.


The only safe ship in a storm is leadership Faye Wattleton

***Have a great day!

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