Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Obama's Island

***This is good, from Instapundit:

SO LEFTIES COMPARE ROMNEY TO THURSTON HOWELL. But Obama’s more like Gilligan — the skinny guy with big ears who screws things up every time it looks like they’re going to be rescued. Kinda like he’s done with the economy . . . .

***No surprise, but you don't see the media pointing THIS out:

At an October 19, 1998 conference at Loyola University, Barack Obama spoke against "propaganda" that said government doesn't work and the need to "pool resources and hence facilitate some redistribution because I actually believe in redistribution."

Of course he does, he's a socialist to the core. If he gets another four years, America as we know it will be gone. We will be more like Great Britain.

***Obama parties with Jay-Z and Beyonce. Fiddling while the world burns...

***Common sense: Judge rules that Arizona cops can check immigration status. It's nuts that there was ever a question.

***Baaaad start to the day...



Can't help myself, I'm sitting here at O'Dark-Thirty giggling like an idiot. Really, I do hope the guy was okay...!

***Unbelievable. New York (surprise!) village officials fret that a new Dunkin' Donuts will harm...wait for it...bald eagles in their habitat MILES AWAY. You can't make stuff like this up.

***Oh please. ACLU convinces city to ban "father-daughter" dances. This crap is really getting out of hand. A whining single mom made a complaint because her precious baby couldn't attend, and the cowardly school board allowed this one person to ruin a wonderful annual event. Yes, there were also "mother-son" activities. Why, that's discrimination, you know!

***By the way, Romney was absolutely right.

***Actually, this looks pretty good...


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Have you ever been saved from embarrassment by a kindly soul who absorbs the ridicule? These are the kind of people who are friends for life. Check this story out.

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.
It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they’ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays — “Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I’m dead meat.”
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy’s lap.
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, “Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!”
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else – Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. “You’ve done enough, you klutz!” Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, “You did that on purpose, didn’t you?”
Susie whispers back, “I wet my pants once too.”
May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.

***Joe Biden: Idiot.

RUSH:  This is incredible.  I gotta find this.  What is this?  Biden just stepped in it again.  But you've gotta hear it twice.  "Vice President Joe Biden said Monday that Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is so out of touch with regular Americans that he thinks the middle class extends to people making up to $250,000." (laughing) Now, Biden, folks, apparently he forgot that that's Obama's definition. (imitating Obama) "That's right.  If you make $250,000 or less, middle class, you are not gonna see a tax increase from me."  What an idiot.  Biden forgot that that's the same benchmark Obama and congressional Democrats always use: $250,000.  Don't you love it when Biden tries to call somebody stupid? (laughing) It's fabulous. 

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***If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation will you prefer the grain to the vote?  ~Bertrand Russell

***Have a great day!
 

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