Saturday, July 7, 2012

Speed Bump

***Another good one from NRO:



***Mark Steyn says the lamps of liberty are going out. Pretty sobering stuff.

Metaphorically speaking, the lights of liberty were certainly dimmed by Roberts’s hideously convoluted Supreme Court decision: I don’t see why I should be fined $695 for declining to participate in an overpriced and dysfunctional “insurance” “market.”
But that’s a philosophical argument, and most folks just want to get on with their lives. And in that sense last week’s power outages are more relevant to where the U.S. is headed than what passes for John Roberts’s thinking in his Obamacare opinion. It was a reminder, as if you needed one, that in the American twilight the lights will be going out literally. Last week, as the East Coast was fading to black, the West Coast was sinking deeper into the red: Stockton, Calif., became the largest U.S. city to date to file for bankruptcy. America is seizing up before our eyes, and the action necessary to reverse the sclerosis is stymied at every turn by rapacious unions, government micro-regulators, dependency-spreading social engineers, and crony capitalists who know how to weave their way through the bureaucracy.

***Atheist sues restaurant over church going discount. No kidding. 

A restaurant owner should be able to set his or her own promotions, ads, discounts, or incentives... right? Not according to one atheist who has filed a complaint against a family-owned restaurant because of the restaurant's Sunday promotion. What is the terrible offense? The restaurant offers a 10 percent discount on Sunday's to diners who bring in a church bulletin. Yes! This is for real!

You poor thing. This must be so difficult for you. At least it looks like the owner isn't caving. Good for her. Atheists are such weenies.

***"Study shows Palin treated differently as vice presidential candidate than Joe Biden." They needed a study to figure that out? In other news, penguins discovered to have cold feet.

***How many of the President's promises have been broken? Who's counting?

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***Take the time to read this, I guarantee you'll relate! From Inspire 21:

96-year-old Bank Note

The following is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old
woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in
the New York Times.
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To whom it may concern,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored
to pay my plumber last month.  By my calculations, three nanoseconds must
have elapsed between his depositing the check and the arrival in my
account of the funds needed to honor it.  I refer, of course, to the
automatic monthly transfer of funds from my modest savings account, an
arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty-one years.
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and
also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience
caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused
me to rethink my errant financial ways.  I noticed that whereas I
personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to
contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging,
pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has recently become.  From
now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.
My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be
automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally
and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person
to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact Status form which I require
your chosen employee to complete.  I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but
in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about
me, there is no alternative.  Please note that all copies of his or her
medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the
mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets
and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.  In due course,
I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in
dealings with me.  I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but,
again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me
to access my account balance on your phone bank service.  As they say,
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Please allow me to level the playing field even further.  When you call
me, you will now have a menu of options on my new voice mail system to
choose from.
Please press the buttons as follows:

To make an appointment to see me.
To query a missing payment.
To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is
required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to the
Authorized Contact.
To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on
hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this
may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for
the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example,

I must also levy an establishment fee of $50 to cover the setting up of
this new arrangement.  Please credit my account after each occasion.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client...

(Remember: This was written by a 96 year old woman)

***The 'Merica Burger - 100% pure bacon.


***Obama drops line in speech claiming "step in right direction" after jobs report. Ya think?

***Have you heard about the malware that could knock you off the Internet Monday? Here's the story.  I usually ignore stories like that because lots of times the situation is made to sound much worse than it really is. However, my trusted computer guru recommended getting this free malware removal tool and scanning your computer with it - so I did that yesterday. It found 50 infections. Why the heck didn't Norton catch those? Anyway, if you're interested in scanning your computer for free, here's the URL for the software download. It takes about 10 minutes to scan your computer.

http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Download the free version and "decline" when it asks if you want the trial. 

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***You know how we've been searching for a silver lining regarding the Supreme Court's awful ruling on Obamacare? Well, here's a little one: Romney campaign and RNC raise over $100 million in June. I think a lot of people realize November's our last chance to save our country as we know it.

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"He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away."
~ Raymond Hull  
***Have a great day!

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